Sydney Sweeney

A few years ago, I wrote an article on one of my blogs that talked about how people are starting to think mediocre things are AMAZING.

This is because most things suck, and in a world full of suck, mediocre things seem good.

But they’re not good. They’re still mediocre. You just have a perception problem.

The two examples I gave in that article were the first season of The Mandalorian and the movie Joker. Both of these things were very, very mediocre. Not bad, just mediocre.

But people thought they were AMAZING because movies and Star Wars content had been so shitty for so long. When you’re dying of thirst in the desert, a bottle of muddy water is going to taste like the nectar of the gods.

Another phenomenon in the collapsing era, which I have also discussed at length, is people’s need to cling to messiah figures. The right does this more than the left (though the left did it with Obama and is now doing it with Mamdani) since the right has done it in the last 10 years or so with Milo Yiannopoulos, Jordan Peterson, Andrew Tate, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Charlie Kirk, and a few others.

If you combine these two things, you get this orgasmic excitement with men on the right about Sydney Sweeney.

First, we have her looks. Guys think she’s way hotter than she actually is.

Ignore her hair, body, and tits for a minute and just look at her face. Now compare that face to any of the hot women celebrities from 25 years ago around the year 2000: Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears, Elizabeth Hurley, and so on.

Sydney is attractive, but she’s nowhere in the same universe as these women in terms of beauty. I’m sorry, she’s just not.

Next, we have her tits. “OMG Sydney Sweeney has BIG TITS dude!!!” That’s all I hear from horny right-wing men on YouTube.

No, she doesn’t. Take it from a guy who has vast experience with big tits.

Sydney has medium-sized tits. The reason you think she has big tits is because, as I’ve said many times in my blogs, Hollywood stopped casting women with big tits starting around the early 1990s and has only allowed leading ladies with very small boobs since then (with very, very rare exceptions).

So in a world full of actresses with tiny boobs, a woman comes along with normal-sized tits, and you think she has big tits. But she doesn’t.

I know some of you are going to try to defend Miss Sweeney by Googling around, and you’ll find that she has a reported breast size of 32DD. This is false. Go on YouTube and watch the scene where she talks to Glen Powell while she’s wearing a bikini with no push-up bra in the movie Anyone But You.

Trust me, as a guy who has had sex with dozens of women with big tits, those tits aren’t DD.

Sydney Sweeney doesn’t have small tits, which is the Hollywood norm, but she doesn’t have big tits. Dolly Parton has big tits. Sofia Vergara has big tits. Christina Hendricks has big tits. Most of those Instagram models guys jerk off to have big tits. But Sydney Sweeney doesn’t have big tits.

Yes, Sydney is hot. Yes, I’d hit that and I’d have a great time. I’m not saying she’s ugly or unattractive; she looks great. I’m saying she’s not the ultra-hot turbo-hottie most of you right-wing men think she is.

Next, we have per popularity. As of this writing she’s starred in three movies in a row that have completely flopped at the box office: Eden, Echo Valley, and Christy, three movies you probably haven’t even heard of.

Enough said.

Lastly, we have her politics. Right-wing men seem to think that Sydney is “one of them” and fights back against the wokeness that is Hollywood.

Uh, no she’s not.

Sydney Sweeney has literally never stated any right-wing position in her entire life. Instead, she’s actually supported left-wing causes like BLM.

Look it up if you don’t believe me.

And that stupid jeans commercial was totally non-political. Just because the woke left doesn’t like something doesn’t mean it’s supportive of right-wing values.

All Sydney has done is be very careful lately to NOT state ANYTHING political.

This is because she’s very smart and is decent at personal branding, not because she’s some right-wing icon.

If I were her, I would keep out of politics too. These days, being an A-list celebrity who is NOT shooting your mouth off about woke politics makes you look different, cool, edgy, and interesting.

But that doesn’t mean you’re part of the MAGA right.